Bad
movies
Here's
just a few of our favourite bad movies, if you want to add your
favourite to the list then email us at mail@badfilmclub.com

Firestorm - Sinister convicts revolt when their prison
work detail is dispatched to battle a roaring wildfire. But their
carefully conceived escape plan doesn't account for skilled "smoke
jumper" Jesse Graves, who parachutes in to mete out justice
and rescue their hostages.
Spiders
- this low-budget tale that follows the adventures of several "too
smart for their own good" science types whose experiments with
recombinant DNA lead to frightening consequences--namely, a herd
of Buick-size eight-legged critters with mandibles of steel and
an appetite for human blood.
The
Core - When 17 people suddenly drop dead within a 10-block
radius in Boston, geophysicist Dr. Josh Keyes (Aaron Eckhart) and
French atomic weapons expert Dr. Serge Leveque (Tcheky Karyo) are
summoned by General Thomas Purcell (Richard Jenkins) to Washington,
D.C., to find out if the deaths are due to a covert enemy electromagnetic
weapon.
Shark
Attack - In a once serene African fishing village, a marine
biologist goes in search of some answers when his friend becomes
a victim in one of a series of brutal shark attacks.
Frankenhooker
- When his pretty fiancee goes to pieces under the blades of a runaway
lawnmower, aspiring mad scientist Jeffrey Franken hatches an unorthodox
scheme to bring his beloved back to life.
Storm
- On August 23rd 1992 a covert operation led by General Roberts
launvhed a device from a specially equipped, top secret, aircraft
to control the weather. Control of the machine was lost and wining
hours a deadly hurricane had formed and this became America's greatest
natural diaster - Hurricane Andrew.
Attack
of the Killer Tomatoes - Music, comedy and spoof horror
are all combined in this uniquely low-budget attack on conventional
horror movies.
Octopus
- While on a top secret mission to deliver a shadowy international
terrorist to American authorities, the crew of a nuclear submarine,
along with a young female octopus expert, faces a living nightmare
when the ship passes through a Bermuda Triangle-like portal known
as the Devil's Eye.
Soul
Vengeance - Brutally beaten and arrested on false charges,
Charlie has done his time and now he's out...for revenge. Standard
blaxploitation fare made legendary by a scene involving Charlie's
murderous member.
Murder
on Flight 502 - A jumbo jet leaves New York. After the
plane has departed, a note is found in the first class lounge with
an ominous message left by a passenger threatening to kill some
of the passengers. At first it is thought to be a sick joke, but
soon a man posing as a priest and a stewardess are killed. It is
up to the captain to find the killer before the body count increases.
Turbulence
3 - When a hot new Death Metal band plans the most exclusive
concert ever, their plans go terrifyingly wrong. Slade Craven is
performing live on a 747 Jumbo Jet on a flight from Los Angeles
to Toronto for a select group of fans. Suddenly, a crazed crowd
member takes control of the flight and begins a reign of terror.
Jaws
4 (The Revenge) - The third sequel to the film "Jaws,"
begins with the recently widowed Ellen Brody still living in the
resort town of Amity. When she learns that one of her sons (who
had replaced his father as the town's sheriff) has also been attacked
and killed by a great white shark, she decides to travel to the
Bamahas where her other son, Michael, works as a marine biologist,
she fears that the shark wants revenge for what her husband did
to it in the first two films, and wants Michael to quit his job
and stay away
from the water before its too late. Her worst fears are confirmed
when, three days later, guess who comes to the shore.
Body
melt - Vimuville is a drug company experimenting with new
vitamins. Unfortunately, for the unknowing people experimented on,
they do not work quite right. Prepare to see body organs and an
esophagus more times than you might like - along with some dude
gulping dishwashing liquid.
Class
of Nuke 'em High - The actions and behavior of high school
students is such a chaotic mess that blaming it all on nuclear waste
seems plausible enough. The only problem is that when Susie exclaims,
"Hey! What are these, where did they come from?" she is
rarely talking about another set of hands. Not that nuclear energy
isn't a safe way to grow more arms.
Evil
Beneath Loch Ness - A scientific expedition to Loch Ness
runs into trouble when the group leader is killed in a mysterious
diving accident. Soon after, when the unorthodox Professor Howell
shows up to take over as leader of the group, more strange incidents
and attacks start to occur. Obviously, this is the famed Loch Ness
Monster.
Who
Dares Wins - When SAS Captain Peter Skellen is thrown out
of the service for gross misconduct due to unnecessary violence
and bullying, he is soon recruited by The People's Lobby, a fanatical
group aiming to hold several US dignitaries hostage. But Skellen's
dismissal is a front to enable him to get close to the terrorist
group. Can he get close enough to stop the Lobby from creating an
international incident?
The
Barbaric Beast of Boggy Creek, Part II
- The Legend Too Monstrous To Die...Surfaces Again. This is a terrible,
terrible movie, honestly, even for us. It is saved, though, by some
terrible effects, a shonky gorila suit and an old man in hot pants
waving a gun around with his ass sticking out. Terrible, just terrible.
Shark
Attack 3 - Our ALL TIME Favourite bad movie. When two researchers
discover a colossal shark's tooth off the Mexican coast their worst
fears surface - the most menacing beast to ever rule the waters
is still alive and mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses
its path. This film features one of THE BEST lines ever spoken,
but we won't tell you what it is, you'll just have to buy the movie.
Raptor
- OH MY LORD! This brilliantly bad movie has one of the
longest sex scenes of any film, but its the same 3 shots played
over and over again for 8 minutes. When a series of unexplained
vicious animal attacks strikes his community, Sheriff Jim Tanner
and his assistant Barbara trace them back to a Dr. Hyde, a former
military researcher whose government funding for a dinosaur cloning
project was cut. When the Pentagon discovers Hyde obtained foreign
backing to continue his experiments, they send in a strike team
to save Tanner and Barbara and stop Hyde.
Death
Race 2000 - Do you have a need for speed? Want to see some
of the worlds best known actors in a futurisitc whacky races? Then
this is the film for you. In the near future the ultimate sporting
event is the deathrace. Contestants get score points for running
people down as they speed across the country. The sport has crazed
fans who sacrifice themselves to the drivers. An overt agency is
trying to bring an end to the immoral deathrace and has infiltrated
one of their followers in to the race as a navigator. In the end
of the race the lives of the competitors, the President and the
deathrace itself are in peril.
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