Bad movies

Here's just a few of our favourite bad movies, if you want to add your favourite to the list then email us at mail@badfilmclub.com


Firestorm
- Sinister convicts revolt when their prison work detail is dispatched to battle a roaring wildfire. But their carefully conceived escape plan doesn't account for skilled "smoke jumper" Jesse Graves, who parachutes in to mete out justice and rescue their hostages.

Spiders - this low-budget tale that follows the adventures of several "too smart for their own good" science types whose experiments with recombinant DNA lead to frightening consequences--namely, a herd of Buick-size eight-legged critters with mandibles of steel and an appetite for human blood.

The Core - When 17 people suddenly drop dead within a 10-block radius in Boston, geophysicist Dr. Josh Keyes (Aaron Eckhart) and French atomic weapons expert Dr. Serge Leveque (Tcheky Karyo) are summoned by General Thomas Purcell (Richard Jenkins) to Washington, D.C., to find out if the deaths are due to a covert enemy electromagnetic weapon.

Shark Attack - In a once serene African fishing village, a marine biologist goes in search of some answers when his friend becomes a victim in one of a series of brutal shark attacks.

Frankenhooker - When his pretty fiancee goes to pieces under the blades of a runaway lawnmower, aspiring mad scientist Jeffrey Franken hatches an unorthodox scheme to bring his beloved back to life.

Storm - On August 23rd 1992 a covert operation led by General Roberts launvhed a device from a specially equipped, top secret, aircraft to control the weather. Control of the machine was lost and wining hours a deadly hurricane had formed and this became America's greatest natural diaster - Hurricane Andrew.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - Music, comedy and spoof horror are all combined in this uniquely low-budget attack on conventional horror movies.

Octopus - While on a top secret mission to deliver a shadowy international terrorist to American authorities, the crew of a nuclear submarine, along with a young female octopus expert, faces a living nightmare when the ship passes through a Bermuda Triangle-like portal known as the Devil's Eye.

Soul Vengeance - Brutally beaten and arrested on false charges, Charlie has done his time and now he's out...for revenge. Standard blaxploitation fare made legendary by a scene involving Charlie's murderous member.

Murder on Flight 502 - A jumbo jet leaves New York. After the plane has departed, a note is found in the first class lounge with an ominous message left by a passenger threatening to kill some of the passengers. At first it is thought to be a sick joke, but soon a man posing as a priest and a stewardess are killed. It is up to the captain to find the killer before the body count increases.

Turbulence 3 - When a hot new Death Metal band plans the most exclusive concert ever, their plans go terrifyingly wrong. Slade Craven is performing live on a 747 Jumbo Jet on a flight from Los Angeles to Toronto for a select group of fans. Suddenly, a crazed crowd member takes control of the flight and begins a reign of terror.

Jaws 4 (The Revenge) - The third sequel to the film "Jaws," begins with the recently widowed Ellen Brody still living in the resort town of Amity. When she learns that one of her sons (who had replaced his father as the town's sheriff) has also been attacked and killed by a great white shark, she decides to travel to the Bamahas where her other son, Michael, works as a marine biologist, she fears that the shark wants revenge for what her husband did to it in the first two films, and wants Michael to quit his job and stay away from the water before its too late. Her worst fears are confirmed when, three days later, guess who comes to the shore.

Body melt - Vimuville is a drug company experimenting with new vitamins. Unfortunately, for the unknowing people experimented on, they do not work quite right. Prepare to see body organs and an esophagus more times than you might like - along with some dude gulping dishwashing liquid.

Class of Nuke 'em High - The actions and behavior of high school students is such a chaotic mess that blaming it all on nuclear waste seems plausible enough. The only problem is that when Susie exclaims, "Hey! What are these, where did they come from?" she is rarely talking about another set of hands. Not that nuclear energy isn't a safe way to grow more arms.

Evil Beneath Loch Ness - A scientific expedition to Loch Ness runs into trouble when the group leader is killed in a mysterious diving accident. Soon after, when the unorthodox Professor Howell shows up to take over as leader of the group, more strange incidents and attacks start to occur. Obviously, this is the famed Loch Ness Monster.

Who Dares Wins - When SAS Captain Peter Skellen is thrown out of the service for gross misconduct due to unnecessary violence and bullying, he is soon recruited by The People's Lobby, a fanatical group aiming to hold several US dignitaries hostage. But Skellen's dismissal is a front to enable him to get close to the terrorist group. Can he get close enough to stop the Lobby from creating an international incident?

The Barbaric Beast of Boggy Creek, Part II - The Legend Too Monstrous To Die...Surfaces Again. This is a terrible, terrible movie, honestly, even for us. It is saved, though, by some terrible effects, a shonky gorila suit and an old man in hot pants waving a gun around with his ass sticking out. Terrible, just terrible.

Shark Attack 3 - Our ALL TIME Favourite bad movie. When two researchers discover a colossal shark's tooth off the Mexican coast their worst fears surface - the most menacing beast to ever rule the waters is still alive and mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses its path. This film features one of THE BEST lines ever spoken, but we won't tell you what it is, you'll just have to buy the movie.

Raptor - OH MY LORD! This brilliantly bad movie has one of the longest sex scenes of any film, but its the same 3 shots played over and over again for 8 minutes. When a series of unexplained vicious animal attacks strikes his community, Sheriff Jim Tanner and his assistant Barbara trace them back to a Dr. Hyde, a former military researcher whose government funding for a dinosaur cloning project was cut. When the Pentagon discovers Hyde obtained foreign backing to continue his experiments, they send in a strike team to save Tanner and Barbara and stop Hyde.

Death Race 2000 - Do you have a need for speed? Want to see some of the worlds best known actors in a futurisitc whacky races? Then this is the film for you. In the near future the ultimate sporting event is the deathrace. Contestants get score points for running people down as they speed across the country. The sport has crazed fans who sacrifice themselves to the drivers. An overt agency is trying to bring an end to the immoral deathrace and has infiltrated one of their followers in to the race as a navigator. In the end of the race the lives of the competitors, the President and the deathrace itself are in peril.